Time allowed: 4 weeks
Questions: 3
Total marks: 70
Number of attempts: infinite

Additional instructions:
✔️ Crying: ALLOWED
✔️ Internet use: ALLOWED
✔️ Discussing with friends: ENCOURAGED
✔️ Meditation, manifestation, and crying in the shower: STRONGLY ADVISED
✔️ Screaming into the void: NOT JUST ALLOWED, BUT HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
✔️ Consulting Harvard Professors: ALLOWED
✔️ Writing a dissertation on why this exam is unfair instead of answering the questions: ALLOWED (won’t earn marks, but respect)
✔️ Googling “how to teleport to another universe”: PERMITTED
✔️ Praying to any deity of your choice: ACCEPTABLE (but their response time may vary)
✔️ Offering your soul to pass: LEGAL (but non-refundable)

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