Feelings ― Emotions | Sayings in quotes

No matter how strong you are, there was a relationship that almost took you to mental hospital.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

What could be a better prank than making people study for 20 years and then not giving them a job?

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

Just because I viewed your status first doesn't mean I care about you, some of us are dealing with unlimited wifi.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

Some people started the year single and they are ending it single.

Consistency is the key.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

There's a Japanese legend that says :

If you get on the wrong train, get off at the nearest station, the longer it takes you to get off, the more expensive the return trip will be.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

Not for children Under 18 years 🥹

A true friend is like a p*nis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!

3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

5. Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

Once you understand why Pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle, then you'll understand women.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

Just because she dated you for 7 years, doesn't mean she will marry you.

My uncle studied medicine for 6 years and now he is a DJ.

Related?😁

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

18-26 age is not easy

Here you fall, you lose friends, you meet fake people, take responsibility, you lose yourself. These years make you strong and mature!

Relate?

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

A boy proposed a girl and she rejected his proposal,

but...

The boy was not sad, His friends asked him

Why are you not sad?"

He replied: "Why should I be sad?"

I lost the one who never loved me

but...

She lost the one who really loves her Its her bad luck not mine

Can you relate this?💙

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ✅️

If you're sleeping and someone blows air on your eyes, your eyes wont react. but if you're awake, they will flutter a bit.

Thats how I check if someone is really sleeping. learnt it from my scout leader who is now in prison

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

Having a best friend of the opposite gender without any bad intentions but pure care and good intentions is priceless.

Do you even have one?

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

How deep when someone wrote?

You will see many beautiful faces all your life. But you will always find your mother's face the most beautiful face ever. After all, that's the face you fell in love with even when you couldn't open your eyes in her womb..

-Mothers Love, G.V

Drop a ❤️ heart for your mom.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

When Damon Salvatore said :

The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend that you don't have one and it made all the sense now.

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

only mosquitoes have feelings for me, first they sing song for me and they give love bites :😁❤️

#Fun

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️

I love my sleep and my sleep loves me but my family is not happy with this relationship...!

Why😁?

𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ❤️