Postlar filtri


I've seen very busy people find time for the right people.


If I had to choose between making love and sleeping, I would choose sweet dreams.😁




Qaysi shtat koproq yoqdi




Switzerland




😂😂😂😂


Metroda ketayotsam, to’g’rimda o’tirgan qiz kitob o’qiyotgan ekan.

Muqovasini ko’rish uchun egilgandim, o’zi sezib kitobni ko’rsatdi. Jeyn Ostinni “Andisha va g’urur”i ekan. Keyin meni qo’limda turgan kitobga ishora qilib, ko’rsatishimni so’radi. “Dorian Greyning portreti”ni ko’rib hayrat bilan qosh qoqib qo’ydi. Keyin esa o’ng oyog’ini men tomon cho’zdi, menam javoban uzatdim. Bu sal boshqacharoq “besh tashlash” bo’ldi. Ikkimiz ham kulib yubordik. Qarasam tushadigan bekatimga yetib kelibman. Xohlamaygina tushdim. Odam juda tiqilinch edi. Yurib ketgan metroga qarab qoldim. Keyin kimdir ortimdan yelkamga qoqib qoldi. O’girilib qarasam anavi qiz turibdiyu. Kecha shunaqa instagram reels ko’rib qoluvdim. Videoni o’zini topolmay, syujetni aytib bera qoldim.


😈😈😈😈😈


Agar dasturchi sevgi izhor qilsa, qanday boʻladi? Mana javob (Hazil tariqasida):

Sevgim — cheksiz rekursiya


Sen mening kodimning main() funksiyasi, hayotimning entry pointi. Yuragimdagi har bir loop sendan boshlanadi va sendan tugaydi. Muhabbatim immutable, o‘zgarmas obyektdek, hech qanday tashqi omil uni o‘zgartira olmaydi.

Men uchun dunyoda ikkita holat bor: 0 va 1, lekin sen kelganingdan beri faqat 1 qoldi, chunki sensiz men falseman.

Agar sevgimiz kod bo‘lsa, u infinite loop bo‘lardi:

while (true) {
love(you);
}

Hech qanday break; yo‘q, hech qachon exception tashlamaydi. Muhabbatim synchronous emas, chunki har doim awaiting response emasman, sening yoningda bo‘lishning o‘zi yetarli.

Sen mening private keyimsan, faqat sen orqali men ochilaman. Hayotimda hech qachon NULL pointer exception bo‘lmaydi, chunki yuragim har doim initialized!

Seni sevish — best practice, va men hech qachon bu kodni refactor qilmayman.




Video oldindan ko‘rish uchun mavjud emas
Telegram'da ko‘rish
🇺🇿 14-fevral Zahiriddin Muhammad Bobur tavallud topgan kun

1483-yil 14-fevralda Andijonda dunyoga kelgan Bobur nafaqat kuchli harbiy iste’dodi, balki o‘zining yuksak adabiy merosi bilan ham tarix sahifalarida o‘chmas iz qoldirgan.

Boburning “Boburnoma” asari o‘z davrining tarixiy va madaniy haqiqatlarini aks ettirgan bebaho manba bo‘lib, bugungi kunda ham o‘rganilmoqda.

Uning yuragidagi Vatanga bo‘lgan muhabbati va adolatga intilishi har bir avlod uchun o‘rnak bo‘lishi lozim.

✨️️️️️️️ Ushbu kunda ajdodimizning boy merosini e’zozlash va uning orzularini davom ettirish barchamizning burchimizdir.


If life were a movie, I wouldn't have minded filming some scenes multiple times.😫


Do you laugh at your phone while reading the past
messages over and over again? These are messages with the most precious person in your life, and the most precious moments of your life were spent during these messages.


You don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend or anyone to talk to, but since you can't get your hands on the phone, they always think you can talk to someone.


I thought maybe if I just slept, everything would be fine, but when I woke up, nothing had changed


𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 🏛 | 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐳 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 🇺🇸 dan repost
Video oldindan ko‘rish uchun mavjud emas
Telegram'da ko‘rish
𝐔𝐬𝐚🇺🇸

𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦|• T.me/Behruz_American 🌟🌟
🌐Biz bilan sayohat qiling ✈️🏝


✈️🛫


Video oldindan ko‘rish uchun mavjud emas
Telegram'da ko‘rish

20 ta oxirgi post ko‘rsatilgan.